Todays beardJust over a week ago I decided to grow a beard. Not because I fancied a change or because I thought I'd look particularly good with one but because I'm sick and tired of being let down by the companies and organisations surrounding the installation of floodlights and mains electricity to Projekts Skate park, under the Mancunian Way, where I work.
Although we were told three years ago that floodlights would arrive soon, it wasn't until recently that I decided nothing was happening and that the only way to get anywhere was to try to get the funding myself and deal directly with the lighting and utilities companies. This worked quite well. We made a successful proposal to the Youth Capital Fund for £25,000. Manchester Leisure had already agreed by this time to give us half of the total project cost if we could find the rest. At that time the project cost was £27,000, so Manchester Leisure will provide £13,500.
So we've got the money but where are the lights and mains supply? In December I was assured the lights and electricity would be installed in January. It's January and I still haven't been given any official dates. So what's going on?
There are about 7 companies or organisations holding an essential piece of this peculiar skatepark jigsaw game. These are: Amey (lighting), United Utilities (electricity), Manchester Leisure (funding the park), City Works (ordering lights and electricity), MCC Planning Dept (consenting permision for lights and electricity, Manchester Engineering Design Consultancy or MEDC (designing lighting), Manchester Youth Service (dealing with Youth Capital Fund) and us, Projekts MCR. The aim of the game is to fit all the pieces together in the right order. If any of these companies decides not to play their piece the whole project goes on hold. Not only that but in certain situations if one group holds back their piece the overall cost of the project goes up. In essence every player effects every other but some more than others.
So what's gone wrong? So far only two things but there's always room for more. Problem number one is this: apparently, when MEDC designed the floodlight setup over a year ago, the design they produced was inappropriate for a skatepark. Their design would result in intense spotlights and large areas of shadow across the park. Coinsidently, about two months ago, Amey were working on the design for lighting for Phase 2, the park extension, and noticed the problem with MEDC's design for Phase 1 (the current area). Amey are now redesigning the lighting for Phase 1 to produce an even spread of light over the park. Although it was Amey that noticed the mistake made by MEDC, ironically Amey must have their new design checked by MEDC before it can be installed.
Problem Two seems to be due to an administration change by United Utilities. According to City Works, the company that makes the orders for works on behalf of MCC, UU used to accept orders without advanced payment but now they won't. Because our order for mains electricity was made without an attached cheque for the full amount, the order has not been processed. Now City Works need to get a cheque from the MCC treasurer so they can send it to UU who will process the order and give us a date for installation.
These problems could have been avoided. MEDC could have taken examples from other floodlit skateparks and UU could have called City Works to let them know about the changes. So I'm growing a beard until the lights and electricity are fully installed and working. I'll also be giving day by day progress updates to keep everyone informed on the length of my beard and what's been going on in the companies surrounding this debacle project. I've been growing this beard for about 10 days but I only have photos from Day 2 - sorry.
There are some rules but they're pretty straightforward. I can't cut or trim the beard at all until lights are fully installed and operational. Simple as that. Click on this link to see the beard so far: http://picasaweb.google.com/johnnyhaines/MyBeardProtest