How to grow a beard

106 days! That's how old my beard is. And it's no mean feet, I can assure you. It takes some real determination to allow facial hair to get this long. But there are some simple instructions that anyone can follow to generate a similar growth on their own face:

1) Don't pick up a razor - this might sound obvious and it is;

2) Don't shave the hair on you face - if you fail to keep instruction number one you may use instruction number two to help avoid any permanent loss of achievement;

3) Don't let anyone else shave you - it's okay to let them shave themselves. That won't be a problem for you. Just don't let them bring the razor anywhere near you.

Now you should be fully equipped to grow your very own beard.